1 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,684 BRUSIO 2 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:54,687 (Change driver) Change, sesterzi change, Greek drachmas, thalers. Exchange thalers. 3 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,049 (Man) Look, how much would you give me for this half talent, Greek coin? 4 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,129 Here you go, it's 3000 drachmas. 5 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,891 Do you want to cheat me? 3000 drachmas for half a talent? 6 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:10,043 In Palestine they give 10,000. 7 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,650 But here we are in Rome, you want to do it can I earn something too? 8 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,571 Stop everyone, this is a robbery! 9 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,889 And face down! The first one yes moves the knife! I gut it! 10 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,126 - Stopped! - Go ahead! 11 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,531 - TOWARDS - Hurry, take everything and let's go! 12 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,406 - (Change driver) Damn thieves! - (Thief 2) Let's go! 13 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,489 There's never a guard around here! 14 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:43,811 (Centurion) Halt! What happened? Put yourselves on defense! 15 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,406 Stop them! They did a robbery! 16 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,291 - Catch him! - How do I catch him, centurion? 17 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:03,401 - (Centurion) Stop! - - (Man) There's a horse there, look for them! 18 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:06,927 (Centurion) I cannot move, I'm on duty! Circulate! Circulate! 19 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,839 Is everything okay, divine? 20 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,320 Yes, everything is fine, centurion, let's go. 21 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:16,561 (Centurion) Let's go! Make way to the litter of the divine Messalina! 22 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,244 Largo, IHFQ')! 23 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,121 But that's what Messalina said. Are you the Empress? 24 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:24,891 I'm a woman. 25 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,570 What do you do now? 26 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,008 What would you do with a woman? 27 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:35,402 - I would fuck a woman. - So what are you waiting for? 28 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:10,839 Narcissus, but you know this new People's Security Corps 29 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,923 it costs us more ten drachmas a day? 30 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,282 - Why, is it your money? - No, but... 31 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,290 Think about the ones you steal as Minister of Finance. 32 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,689 You have become the coolest man fat and richest in the empire. 33 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:27,802 Narcissus, you can't stand it me and I can't stand you. 34 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,882 Yes, but you are more unbearable. 35 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,404 However, it's not worth it it's worth arguing, enough for everyone. 36 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:39,208 In fact, I became rich and famous for taking care of the state coffers 37 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,291 and you for all the other houses and maybe why are you fucking Messalina. 38 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:47,689 Pallas what does this mean? Everyone fucks Messalina. 39 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:53,320 The only one who believes she is honest and pure is that one big dickhead of the emperor. 40 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,004 (Claudio) Were you waiting for me? 41 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,046 (together) Hail Caesar! 42 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,765 Here I am. I am ready to sacrifice, 43 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,128 but Messalina should also be there. 44 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,562 - Where is the ram? - There he is. 45 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,241 (Claudio) You see, he's doing his business. 46 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:12,171 How beautiful he is, how big he is. 47 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,769 He has two big balls, I could eat them! 48 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,123 No, because the doctor said which are good for virility. 49 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:24,928 - Here's Messalina. - Honey mic, Messalina? 50 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,890 - Hello, Claudio. - I was waiting for you. 51 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:33,130 Sorry honey, I'm late, but if you knew what happened to me! 52 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,686 Who is this? 53 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,800 How bad it is. 54 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,690 Who is this rude man? 55 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,402 I took him as a bodyguard. 56 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,849 And does he do his duty well? VERSE OF SATISFACTION 57 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:50,125 I will enter the new security department, they must all be strong and robust boys. 58 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,767 - In case the criminals take it... - In the ass. - Oh yeah! 59 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:59,206 How lucky to have a wife like you who takes care of the state houses so well. 60 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,562 I do my duty. 61 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,879 By the way Narcissus, we have lots of work to do 62 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:10,124 for the assignment of lands to veterans and the attribution of Roman citizenship. 63 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,162 Always at your command, divine. 64 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,768 Narcissus I heard that you raised the prices. 65 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,562 A Roman citizenship, today, with less You can't get 5O aureus, can you? 66 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,564 Everything increases. 5O gold pieces. 67 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,284 25 go to Messalina, ten do not do you want to give it to me? And 15 go to State. 68 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,683 And then NRIC. 69 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:36,687 What does NRIC mean Narcissus? 70 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:38,286 Don't break your balls! 71 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,568 NOISE OF THE INSERT FLYING 72 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,681 PETO 73 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,849 (Man) Emperor, what a fart! 74 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,160 The doctor told me which is good for me. 75 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,562 - But it hurts others. - What do I care? 76 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:21,324 Mevius, I fought in Syria under Vitelvius, do you sing? 77 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:26,202 I campaigned in the mountains of Caucasus, with Decius. I am someone. 78 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,049 I know you Bisone, I know you. 79 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,521 I was the first to land in Britain 80 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:33,245 and now you make me do this such degrading work? 81 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,006 - With these sluts! - (women together) Hello! 82 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:40,643 Bisone remember that the homeland also serves itself guarding a flour bin! 83 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,525 I get it, but they do it to me measure the birds! 84 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,082 Bisone, that's enough! It is an order from the Empress and from Rome! 85 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,562 - You can't refuse! Ave! - Hail. 86 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,681 THUD 87 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,765 Come on, let's go. 88 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,324 Equi Druso D'Antillo, Etruscan baker? 89 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,846 Centurion, what do you want? I didn't do anything. 90 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:14,761 I paid my taxes, everything is in order. I didn't throw the rubbish on the street. 91 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,402 Go away you two! Get to work, sluts! 92 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,411 What do you want? What do you want from me? 93 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,167 But what do you want to do to me? 94 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,485 - Stay calm, leave it to us. - Damn! Stop, stop! 95 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,648 - Don't worry. - What is this tool? 96 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,284 Don't be afraid. 97 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,006 But do you understand it? I am a warrior, 98 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:40,250 I killed about fifty men and I mutilated a hundred of them 99 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,207 and now I've had my cock measured! 100 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:48,522 - Centurion, 14 digitus. - Enlisted. 101 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,766 MMDD. 102 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,680 What does MMDD mean? 103 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,571 Muscular Male Decently Equipped. 104 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,241 Tomorrow at the sixth hour I'll send to get you. Let's go. 105 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,525 Girls, will you leave me like this? 106 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,680 Stay a little longer, it can't stay like this! 107 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:13,201 And then it's useless, we in Trastevere we have always been republicans. 108 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,488 Death to the Emperor! Death to the Empress! 109 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,244 (together) Long live the Republic! 110 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,563 Then we have an agreement for tomorrow evening. Everyone at Fraschettano's house. 111 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,002 Which one of you is Matrullo of Trastevere? 112 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,809 They betrayed us, these executioners! 113 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,682 I'm Matrullo and I'm the boss, the others do not enter. 114 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,326 - I'm looking for you! - I'm ready. 115 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,283 What do you want to do to me? Are you going to kill me right away? Are you going to jail me? 116 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,690 - What measures do you want to take? - The fucking measurements! 117 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,163 - Come dear. - Come on, come on. 118 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,482 - Where do I partake? - Come sweetheart, don't be afraid. 119 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,404 Incredible! Here we return in the times of Numa Pompilius! 120 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,649 - But what do you want? - Don't get excited, stay calm. Come on, good. 121 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,527 (Woman) Lie down, that's it]. 122 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,129 Don't be afraid. 123 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,482 But do you sing? Me alone, against 12 enemies, 124 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,330 I managed to save myself pretending to be dead. 125 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,682 And then I killed them all. 126 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:16,006 You know that Caligula Has the triumph degraded me? 127 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,209 And now here I am. 128 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,246 16 digitus, Centurion. 129 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,847 Compliments! Enlisted. 130 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:31,407 EEPP. Exceptional specimen Very powerful penis. 131 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,884 Let's go. 132 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,163 Are you Rutilio Badestio? 133 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:47,326 - Yes, Centurion, because what do you want? - Come on, we're late! 134 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,324 - What do you want? - Shut up, State service! 135 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,527 - No! What are you doing? What do you want? - Come on, stay calm. 136 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,651 - (Rutilius) And no, enough! - (Woman) Leave us to it! We don't hurt you. 137 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,570 By the gods, but they put a tax on this too? 138 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,122 I remember when we landed in Britain, 139 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,563 that there was such a thick fog that I was beating a savage. 140 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,407 I gave him so many punches but he didn't respond. 141 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,240 Then I realized that I was punching a tree. 142 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:20,330 Centurion, 5 digitus. 143 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,564 Rejected! SSPP. 144 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,207 - What does SSPP mean? - It's only for pissing! 145 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,050 Calpurnia, be slow, you're hurting me. 146 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,402 Be good divine, leave it to your Calpurnia. 147 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,848 As they say, where there is the bad you have to insist, right? 148 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,689 But you insist a little too much. 149 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,564 Cesare, you want me to double it the night guard at the palace? 150 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,524 - No, Mevius. What need is there? - Remember Cesare, SPLV. 151 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,291 - What does that mean? - Wise Prudence Long Life. 152 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,689 In Rome, after SPQRé was born a craze with these acronyms! 153 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:27,329 It's all Cicero's fault, it's true let's talk first, but anyway... 154 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,326 Mevius is right, Caesar. Remember the end of Caligula. 155 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:36,168 There is always, behind the corner of a corridor, a Cassia Cherea ready to stab you. 156 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,688 What are you saying! Believe that Are you as crazy as my nephew? 157 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,404 They all love me. 158 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,882 Everyone? Caesar remember that the cleanest pifi has mange! 159 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,805 Still! But you want it understand that you are a slave 160 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,287 and you can't afford to make judgements! 161 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,491 Go Mevius and don't double down no guard. 162 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,408 Cesare, I wanted to remember you 163 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:06,810 which would be appropriate to attribute the title of Augusta to Messalina. 164 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,566 (Claudio) You seem crazy to me. And too young, she looks like a little girl. 165 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,562 In fact, she's a little girl. Look how beautiful she is! 166 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:18,481 She always walks completely uncovered because he says he needs to get some air. 167 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,888 I came to say goodnight to you, Claudio. 168 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,686 And why do you say goodnight to me, let's go together to say goodnight, right? 169 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:28,327 Here's Cla Cla, I wanted talk to you about this. 170 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,130 Narcissus, how much did he promise you, Pincorruptible Empress, 171 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,211 for this spontaneous one of yours Augusta title proposal? 172 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,641 Pallante remember FICT! 173 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,843 What does FICT mean? 174 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,049 Mind Your Own Fucks! 175 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,562 So what do you want to do? Do you want to sleep alone? 176 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,683 You shared the beds. 177 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,851 And the rooms too, love mic, it's necessary. 178 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,201 I'm already settled in the other wing of the building. 179 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,169 What do I do, sleep alone? 180 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,051 But Claudio, think one moment, please. 181 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,851 You made me do two children in less than two years. 182 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,686 It might be my fault too, I'm not saying the opposite, 183 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,005 - but sleeping close to each other we get excited... - Well of course... 184 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,086 being naked makes you aroused. 185 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,926 I understood, but then I'm the one who gets pregnant! 186 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,999 I'm not a plebeian just good at having children! 187 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,289 I'll help you, I have a responsibility on my shoulders, I have to drive half the empire. 188 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,649 You must understand me, Claudio. 189 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,770 Let's do something else. 190 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,281 You presented yourself so good, so exciting and fragrant! 191 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,767 But I have to sleep, I have to rest, for everything I have to fix, 192 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,531 otherwise how do I do it help you in state affairs? 193 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,531 Of course, if you didn't help me, I wouldn't know how to do it. 194 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,887 You have Calpurnia anyway who can massage you. 195 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,400 No, I don't like Calpurnia! That's bad! 196 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,888 Excuse me. Sorry Cla Cla, but I really have to tell you, 197 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:57,564 to me Sexual pact it doesn't matter at all. 198 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,322 Yes, I did it with you because I want you good and it was also my duty. 199 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,880 But if you knew how annoying it causes me. 200 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,487 Of course you have great purity! 201 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,521 How much I love making love! 202 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,566 And to think I had signed a conspiracy against you. 203 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:24,524 - Because I wanted to... kill you. - Well done handsome. 204 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,808 What an asshole I was! 205 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:34,167 Strength with this powder soap, disinfect these dirtbags! 206 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,403 Wash them well, otherwise The Empress gets angry! 207 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:41,279 Rub them, remove the scabs! 208 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,329 - Centurion, Empress wants the change. - One out! 209 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,768 Lavinia, I fought all of them wars and look at the work I have to do! 210 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,246 Don't tell me these houses because I am a slave. 211 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:57,771 Reba crazy. I fought with Herod Agrippa, no fool. 212 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:02,124 It infuriates me wash these dirtbags. 213 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:06,763 (Caius Silio) I insist on the uselessness of this security specials body. 214 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,846 Whose members, all bold, robust young men, 215 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,324 they end up dedicating themselves to a body, certainly, 216 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,399 but it is not a police force 217 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,846 to fight crime which is spreading in Rome. 218 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:22,521 No, it's a woman's body beautiful and charming 219 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,281 and everyone knows which body I am referring to. 220 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,160 Who is? 221 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:32,205 His name is Caio Silio and he is you have just been elected Consul. 222 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,560 I understand. 223 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,526 PETO 224 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,211 And this causes the people to make noise. 225 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,406 For how much, it must be said, The emperor also makes noises. 226 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,525 Are you kidding me? 227 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,042 I was talking about the people, Cesare. 228 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,330 The people of Rome. 229 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,209 The people who must be present, always. 230 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:58,410 Remember, Senatus populusque Romanus. 231 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,848 (Caius Silius) Well, not the people he is happy with the monopolies law, 232 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,564 knows the resulting maneuvers. 233 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,645 He doesn't want favoritism and it ends to blame those who govern it! 234 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:15,566 It is a shame that, paying lavish benefits to those who are high up or in the highest place, 235 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:19,771 exclusive rights can be obtained to import Pambra from the Baltic, 236 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,326 the purple from Tyre, or the tin from Britain! 237 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,005 In this way it is in the interest of individuals that is done and not that of Rome! 238 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,924 (Consuls) Well done! He's right! Bravo! 239 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:33,689 Who is that asshole what made him Consul? 240 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,330 You, Caesar. 241 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,481 Ah! 242 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,285 WHISTLE 243 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,040 - But do you have a dick? - Let's hope. 244 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,883 Caesar it is not prudent to venture, thus] at night, in the suburbs. 245 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,884 It's not the first time we've done this. 246 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,766 If we don't blend in with the people, 247 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:59,562 how do I know what the do people actually think of me? 248 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,211 This is true. 249 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,841 However I instructed Please don't lose sight of us, 250 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,564 cos] for greater safety. 251 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,045 Please do charity. 252 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:12,250 You understand how they earn this people? At least they paid taxes. 253 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,321 Centurions. 254 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,889 Help, he mugged me! This son of a paracula! 255 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:32,641 - We can't live anymore. It gets worse and worse. - You are right. 256 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,287 The bread has increased, the oil as well, because the Sabines steal it. 257 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,879 - True, you're right. - And do you know whose fault it is? 258 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,406 And that dirty one, asshole and son of a whore. 259 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:46,646 And you know what I tell you? As long as I'm there him, it will always be worse. Did you understand? 260 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,404 - You are a traitor! - Why? 261 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,207 Because you were speaking badly of our divine Emperor. 262 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:54,688 But I said: asshole, dirty and son of slut. I didn't mention his name. 263 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:55,879 Don't get smart with me. 264 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,521 You know very well what an asshole, dirty and son of a whore there is only one, 265 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,642 and it's Claudio. Arrest him. 266 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,766 Here's half a liter of Alba Longa wine. 267 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,768 You don't drink a wine like this not even the Emperor. 268 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,009 And what does this one know? 269 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,647 Can you bring me the jug? 270 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,808 Baba, you won't get anything anymore. 271 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,210 Terzinia, come here. Listen, you who you are so generous, love mic. 272 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:28,884 You who are so good at heart, come on breasts, ass, would you bring me another jug? 273 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,119 Leave my wife alone! Here those who don't page don't drink. 274 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,804 I'm weighing again! 275 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,891 - I'll fuck you, but I'll fuck you! - You say it too! 276 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:41,399 But what did you understand? I'll pay you with this dick. And gold. 277 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,767 But what gold, Baba, that is fake. 278 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,082 But do you think I'm going in ride with the fake dick? 279 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:51,085 God forbid. This is Montelibretti gold, who eats gold and shits bracelets. 280 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,849 LAUGHTER 281 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:57,409 Give it to me. In here there is the truth! In wine. 282 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,643 This is what makes us forget this shitty life! 283 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:07,486 And not only that. It makes us forget bullying, everyone's injustices and bullshit! 284 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,767 Of all those who are bossing us around! 285 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,042 Because I shit on everyone's heads, understand? 286 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,244 I shit on the heads of generals, to the senators, to the consuls. 287 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,086 To the patricians, I shit on their heads. 288 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,922 To everyone except the emperor, other emperor no. 289 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,406 But what did they get into their heads? these assholes, can we know? 290 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,686 The generals, the patricians, the senators. I am Baba! 291 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,322 I shit on everyone's heads! 292 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,044 - Less than the emperor. - And why not the Emperor? 293 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,282 Because with Plmperatore I wipe my ass! 294 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,851 LAUGHTER 295 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:46,569 - But why are you so angry with the Emperor? - Because rotten fish stinks from the head. 296 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,167 And can you tell me where it is a bigger dickhead than him? 297 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,162 But I am Baba and I should be in charge! 298 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:57,882 Baba make us an imitation of the emperor, so] we have a laugh. 299 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:05,486 (stuttering)I have a leg of They're rubbish and they're really rubbish. 300 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,166 But am I like this? 301 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,563 No, no Cesare, don't pay attention to that scoundrel. 302 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:16,485 Messalina, Messalina when you get up in the morning, you fuck a dozen. 303 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,330 And then later for breakfast you make yourself some centurions. 304 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,764 Then later for a snack go fuck under the tent. 305 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:28,686 Finally then for dinner you barely make four. 306 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,291 Both day and night you are the best of sluts! 307 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,484 LAUGHTER 308 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,001 I think you're exaggerating a bit. 309 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:42,166 He takes it out on Messalina, that poor thing is so sweet and dear. 310 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,563 But no Cesare, you can't ask reason to those who don't have it. 311 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:50,689 Other than imitation, I should be there with the emperor's pesto. I'd show you! 312 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,045 But look, they want do all Plmperatore. 313 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,323 I would make him do it to this one Emperor for a week. 314 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,211 (Baba humming) The beautiful one Messalina said with dismay 315 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,324 that a digitus is not enough for her, he wants at least 100. 316 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,399 - Baba, where are you going now? -I'm leaving. 317 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,811 - Don't you pay? - Tomorrow. 318 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,885 Do you know what SPQR means? Sorry I'll pay when I get back. 319 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,001 LAUGHTER 320 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,161 You're wrong! 321 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,164 - Why? - Because that writing should be read backwards. 322 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,289 - On the contrary? - Do you know what that means? - What? 323 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,006 - Stay Here Pay Now. - Oh and do you have some rosemary? 324 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,409 - Yes, what do you need it for? - A blowjob to the hunter! Do you want to encourage? 325 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:34,321 MUSIC 326 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,809 But have you seen those two? 327 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,570 I sari: a slut, but it's normal, 328 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,319 I've always liked citrullo, as they say in my country. 329 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,041 Calpurnia what shocks you. Those are wives of two senators. 330 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,285 - Oh yeah? Who are the two senators? - They're not two sluts. Here they are. 331 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,167 Muzio Calvino and Tiberio Sacco. 332 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,322 Emperor, what a beautiful match they have made! 333 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,084 But the Empress isn't coming? 334 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,882 She does as she pleases. I'll come later. 335 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,562 You promised you'd introduce me. 336 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:39,843 Caio Yes, but what do you care? of Messaiina? Don't you like me? 337 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:45,406 I don't want to brag, but I'm there exceeded by half Approximately Maximum. 338 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:46,891 What do you think? 339 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,881 Once at Ponte Milvio we have had a competition to see who could do the most. 340 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,211 Well I beat her by two legionaries and a centurion. 341 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,927 Here it is. 342 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,085 Hi Cla Cla. 343 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:33,886 Honey, where have you been until now? 344 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,767 Who is the one with Agrippina? 345 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,570 (Claudio) That that she is kissing? 346 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,206 Ah, he's a consul. 347 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,165 I think his name is Caio Silio. 348 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:55,203 He's someone who knows what to do, a tough one, dedicated to the laws. 349 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,645 Eserio, meticulous and even an asshole. 350 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,890 Make him come here. 351 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,884 Hey, go tell Caio Silio come here for a moment. 352 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,406 All right. 353 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,049 He said he'll come right away, just finishes fucking with Agrippina. 354 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,085 (shouting) Gaius Silius! 355 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,166 Ulmperator ordered you to come here! Right away! 356 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,890 Hail Caesar. 357 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:52,921 Forgive me divine, I thought yours slave wanted to play a trick on me. 358 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:59,885 Gaius Silio you are a nose type, impertinent, rude and a bit rude. 359 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,685 It pains me a lot, Cesare that you think this of me. 360 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:09,681 But I have to agree with you, I am as I am, I say what I think. 361 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,403 I'm not an ass kisser. 362 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,685 I understand, albeit sometimes a lick would be nice too. 363 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,561 I ask you for forgiveness. Command me. 364 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,050 I don't command you anything, Messalina who wanted to meet you. 365 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,408 And now go back to where you came from. 366 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,486 Go away! 367 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,125 Hail Caesar. 368 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,528 Have you seen how much of an asshole he is? 369 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:48,566 I almost send him to be governor in Britain, where no one wants to go. 370 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,326 It seems like a mistake to me, Claudio. 371 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,164 As you said, Gaius Silio is impertinent 372 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,641 peri: he is a good, meticulous magistrate. 373 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,321 In short, in one word, sharp and precise. 374 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,167 Why do you want to exile him to that land of barbarians 375 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,131 where men paint themselves blue, people eat came raw 376 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,322 and they still make human sacrifices? 377 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:16,164 Someone like Caio Silio it must be kept in Rome. 378 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,401 Let's do as you say. 379 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,210 You're always right, you always convince me. 380 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,286 Hail Caesar. 381 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,170 (laughing) How funny that is. Who is this? 382 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,647 This is the biggest player in the empire. 383 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,084 From the Fabula Atellana, the fauna in love with Petronius, 384 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,769 will perform "The Lament of the Fauna". 385 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,761 Music. 386 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,680 By Jove! I wouldn't want to be butted by that guy! 387 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,408 Alas, what a harsh fate Jupiter has reserved me. 388 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:01,041 I, fauna, am me in love. What a disappointment! 389 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,643 Falling in love in itself is a grave misfortune, 390 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,202 it would be better to drown in a sea of dung, 391 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,166 i.e. poop, poetically called shit. 392 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,648 LAUGHTER 393 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:21,081 But I, who had the fate of the gods to be born half man and half ram, 394 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,491 to whom will I give my love? 395 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,886 To a little goat or to a virgin? 396 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:35,928 Half of me loves the woman, the other half the goat. 397 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:42,488 How can you: decide if from here up I love the goat, 398 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:47,527 while from here to gill mine senses crave the woman? 399 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:55,401 Oh supreme Jupiter, what since then you make bad and good weather, 400 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,407 make me all goat or give me human bird! 401 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:05,042 That the goat does not love a masculine heart 402 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,771 and the woman doesn't like it this goat bird, 403 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,566 which moreover has a defect, being goat-made 404 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,679 to the contact of a woman become a mosciardino! 405 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,570 APPLAUSE 406 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,011 LAUGHTER 407 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,327 Claudio, sorry, I'm going to bed, it's me I got a big headache. Terrible. 408 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,570 - Am I coming too? - Oh no, just stay, have fun. 409 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,685 I'll have a nice herbal tea of Xenophon and I try to sleep. 410 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:54,010 Lavinia, as soon as that fool has finished, accompany him to my rooms. 411 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:09,410 Oh beautiful among the beautiful, a thousand rays of the Moon crash on the waves 412 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:15,404 there where one day among the foams of sea, from a shell emerged, what? 413 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:21,323 But Venus naked. Oh creatures ineffable divine, to which the same chicken... 414 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:27,009 Enough! It looks like you're acting! Speak vulgar, dirty, from there the dirty words! 415 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:32,482 - Offend me, insult me! - Capitals of Asia Minor. 416 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,245 - And do you think this would be an insult? - Why not? I told you Bitch! 417 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,004 Cesare, it's dawn. 418 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,767 I'm not sleepy. 419 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,164 Those two l'l have me sparked a fantasy. 420 00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:03,883 I'm almost going to go and see if a Messalina's headache is gone. 421 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:10,120 - What is it? Don't you want me anymore? - What are you saying? 422 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,086 Heart of my heart, nymph of every mic dream! 423 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:18,170 But you see, the thing is I have an iron will, 424 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,687 Panimo, the heart, 425 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,804 but not that one! 426 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,765 You're right, I'm selfish, 427 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,411 but now I will go and get you a cup of Sicilian wine, 428 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,849 warm and sweet like love same, you will feel darling... 429 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,327 There is a prepared mixture inside by Xenophon, the court doctor. 430 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,649 You will feel stronger than before. 431 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,001 - Let's hope. -Wait for me. 432 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,410 I'll be right back. 433 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:03,403 Jupiter, Mercury and Pluto, for this one It doesn't take a man, but a ram! 434 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,160 - (Claudio) Messalina? - Oh, Jupiter! 435 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:11,809 (Claudio) I don't want to insist, but not could we make an exception to the rule? 436 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,246 (in a woman's voice) But why? 437 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,803 A fantasy came to me, seeing all those sluts. 438 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,319 (Actor) But I'm sleepy! 439 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,245 (Claudio) Messalina, how strange voice you have! What happened to you? 440 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,567 (Actor) You know, with this headache. 441 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,648 You work too much, you get tired, 442 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:36,245 you neglect yourself and so] you got cold. 443 00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,524 Now I'll give you the headache. 444 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,686 I crouch next to you. 445 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,884 No, no, go away! 446 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,847 (Claudio) I don't I want to be disrespectful, 447 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,565 but at some point no more can be said. 448 00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:00,406 (Actor) But I don't want to, it's not possible and then I'm indisposed. 449 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:07,404 But you make me now a caress with your hand. 450 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:12,405 SNORING 451 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,763 Luckily he's sleeping, Thanks be to Apollo. 452 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:31,884 Thanks Apollo, tomorrow I will sacrifice you Apelles with all the chicken skin balls. 453 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,687 Didn't he notice anything? How come? 454 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:40,882 Oh Messalina, what a misfortune, what a shame! 455 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,326 Why? 456 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,646 I had to give him a blowjob! 457 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,801 Forgive me if I am came late, divine. 458 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,401 For what you have to do with me you are always on time. 459 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,568 She must be grateful to you, Messalina. 460 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,925 I learned that it's because of you they were not exiled to Britain. 461 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,651 I don't know how to thank you. 462 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,843 Don't worry, I'll tell you: me what do you have to do to thank me. 463 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,405 What do you have to do now? 464 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,405 I am expected in the Tribunals, for the duties of my office. 465 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:28,401 Ah, nothing urgent then. Sorry, can you get me that towel? 466 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,324 Don't you even look at me? 467 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,882 Do I make sense to you? Come on, give me a wipe. 468 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,563 You said you didn't know how thank me, I have an idea. 469 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,490 You can even start right away. 470 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,923 What do you mean divine? I don't understand you. 471 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,243 What do you want, let me draw you a little picture? 472 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,402 You will have noticed that I'm not like the others. 473 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,045 What would that mean? 474 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,759 I'm not the type with the which to relieve a whim 475 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,922 and then throw it away like a worn shoe. 476 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,405 I'm not the man for pleasure a female, even if she is an empress. 477 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:37,163 With me it's marriage or nothing. 478 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,042 Marriage? Oh Jupiter Olympic, this is all stupid! 479 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,402 But are you afraid that I'll get you pregnant? 480 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,290 If you have nothing else to tell me. 481 00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,008 Wait, come here. 482 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,688 What do you say? What is this wedding antics? 483 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,085 Don't you like me? 484 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,327 I swear to you by the gods that none I've never liked a woman like you. 485 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,521 But this fact shouldn't surprise you that I am an honest man. 486 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,565 A true Roman. 487 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:14,408 But what a true Roman! You are a real fagot! 488 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,800 I ask your permission to withdraw, divine. 489 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,331 And go away, you son of a bitch! 490 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:29,084 Lavinia! Lavinia! 491 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,131 Call Agrippina, tell her come immediately! 492 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:39,326 Oh yes], I know. When a man says to no, it's really annoying. 493 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,523 But I'll have him killed. 494 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,326 Order to Narcissus of have his head cut off. 495 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,768 Actually no, you'll do it: castrate. 496 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,803 But it would be a real shame, an 18 digitus like that! 497 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:54,889 Can you tell me about it too? 498 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,926 - I just wanted to inform you. - By Apollo! 499 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,567 Why are you taking it so hard? Don't be angry, aunt. 500 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,564 Don't call me aunt, that We're the same age, actually. 501 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,887 You moved my uncle, so... 502 00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:11,922 Listen to Messalina, there must be something we don't understand. 503 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,405 To me peri: it seems clear that this Gaius Silius has a very specific purpose. 504 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,245 Do you think it's possible that he might say no? 505 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:24,201 After he reviewed almost all the women of Rome, including your mother Domizia Lepida. 506 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,326 What could this scope be? 507 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,531 I don't know, 508 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,165 but from experience personals I'll give you some advice, 509 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,325 why don't you go to the brothel tonight? 510 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,803 It's an excellent relaxant, I also do this sometimes. 511 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,323 Ah yes, that's a really good idea. 512 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,041 Tonight I'll go to the suburra and I will return to being Licisca. 513 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,041 Hey handsome man, come with me to entertain you. 514 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,481 Go away! Send me your sister. 515 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,127 Cocco come here. Do you like fennel? 516 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,399 Let's go up, come on that I'll entertain you. 517 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,121 - Give alms, have mercy. Do charity. - No? Fuck you! 518 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,402 I'm without a leg. 519 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,207 Here, thanks. Thanks for the charity. 520 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,322 You got fooled! 521 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,686 By Jove pluvius! His leg was in the hole! 522 00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,242 (with a Venetian accent) What children of dogs that these Romans are! 523 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,043 - Hail centurion! - I'm not a centurion. 524 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,680 Hail the same. Listen to me I wanted to ask you a favor. 525 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,320 Since I am a foreigner, I'm from the 10th legion. 526 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,802 - In Venice Istria I fought against it. - Since I'm here... 527 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,531 I've been here for seven days. 528 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,010 Because, due to a mistake of registry, I was born a slave 529 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,408 and instead I would have the right to citizenship Roman, then I came here. 530 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,929 I go one way, I go the other, There is never anyone in the offices. 531 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,210 There is great absenteeism in Rome. 532 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,808 What do you want from me, why are you talking to me like this? 533 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,645 No, I wanted to tell you who I am here for seven days, understand? 534 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:02,329 I need to vent, because man is not made of wood. 535 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,331 They told me that here, there is a pesto nearby... 536 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,640 But what pesto? 537 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:11,682 Oh by Jupiter serene rains, a pesto by men! In short, where do you fuck. 538 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,006 Ah, the brothel. 539 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,891 - But how, where are the wolves? - What wolves, you look stupid! 540 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,891 Hail, hail! 541 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,931 And I'm not sending you to "Mona" because You wouldn't even know where it is! 542 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:29,407 - Veneziano, come here, I have to talk to you. - What do you want? 543 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,326 I hear you want dunk the biscuit, is that true? 544 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,800 But what, quite the opposite. Hail, hail. 545 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:43,771 Venetian! Come here I'll help you, okay? 546 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,399 Instead of going to the brothel... 547 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,564 But I don't want to go into this brothel! I don't even know what it is! Things? 548 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,689 The brothel is the pesto in where there are whores. 549 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:57,527 And say it! They all talk about the brothel! Tell the casino! 550 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,282 Okay but to the casino, first, they steal five silver coins from you 551 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,489 and you can get a disease. 552 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:10,122 Instead I for ten sesterces 553 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,689 I'll make you fuck Drusa Delle Ville! 554 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,282 - And who is this Drusa delle Ville? - And one that makes sparks! 555 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,322 LAUGHTER 556 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:22,643 Here it is, it's beautiful, do you like it? 557 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,881 By Jupiter rain serene cloudy! 558 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,681 High sparks, that there is a volcano! And you say he'll give it to me for ten sesterces? 559 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,562 Why not? That's it my sister, do you understand? 560 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,686 We are hungry, I don't possess work and we need money. 561 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,526 And I'm sick. COUGH 562 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,842 Sorry. Sorry, so Venetian. 563 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,889 For ten sesterces we go. 564 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,402 I have to ask permission first, right? 565 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,487 If she's busy, will you wait? 566 00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,890 I'm waiting for you for that until the ides of March. 567 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,049 Are you waiting? Pretty! 568 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,846 Big ass brother, slutty sister, beautiful family. 569 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,570 - Greetings. - Greetings. 570 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,565 Look, do you see that F? 571 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,330 And a stranger, 572 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,322 they stole everything from him, he dies of hunger. Are you Christian? 573 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,528 - Yes I am. - He is too. 574 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,886 - Would you give him something to eat? - Yes, of course, he's a brother, let him come here. 575 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:25,090 - Then wave your hand at him, can you do it? - Come here! 576 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,168 - Thanks, I'll send it to you now. - All right. 577 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:39,562 - Go, he's waiting for you. - I'll go right away, you're a friend. Hail, hail! 578 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,406 Cursed Venetian! 579 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:44,811 The ten sesterces! 580 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,401 But why, should I give them to you, not to her? 581 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,922 But she's my sister, I told you before. 582 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,882 Pretend nothing happened and put them in here. 583 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,802 She don't have to see you pay me, I don't want to humiliate her. 584 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,881 And then don't waste it on me because she is the stick of my old age, understand? 585 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,481 Don't worry, a couple of shots and away you go. Hail, hail! 586 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,120 Hail. 587 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:16,121 I thank you God Saturn that I you found the asshole on duty! 588 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,566 - Come in, you're not Roman. - No. 589 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,004 - Where are you from? - I'm from the tenth region. 590 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,290 I'm here in Rome for a registry problem that... 591 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:30,244 - Listen, do you want to eat something? - Do you also give food? - Yes. 592 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:34,685 In Venice Istria for a glass of wine they make you pay extra! 593 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,246 - Oh no, we give everything. - All? 594 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,921 Everything we have. Listen, do you want to wait a moment? I'll be right back. 595 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,849 I'm starting to like Rome. 596 00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,161 Look here, with ten sesterces not only do they feed you, 597 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:53,810 purposes, they also give you to drink, what more do you want. 598 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:13,569 (Cora) Poor brothers, but Christians... 599 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,483 SHOUTS 600 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:18,565 Wretched! What do you do lying in bed naked? 601 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,287 - But what are you doing with those candles! - But it's the farewell ceremony! 602 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,240 But how healthy I am came here to fuck! 603 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,801 - Wretch, Satan, get out of here! - I paid! 604 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,528 Nothing to do Baba, if you don't pay for there won't be even a drop of wine. 605 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,809 Here, these are ten sesterces, asshole! And now? 606 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,407 Now let's talk about it, but I'm keeping these for the balance of the money you had to give me. 607 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,922 - Then I was wrong. - Ah, you realized you were wrong! 608 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,091 I was wrong to have you called an asshole, 609 00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,527 because the asshole in charge was your grandfather, 610 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:56,247 the asshole was your father and you are What a little asshole. See, there it is. 611 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,646 Such a long piece of shit, so]! That's what you are, asshole! 612 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:07,687 Peri: there are bigger assholes than you generals, senators and consuls. Did you understand? 613 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,882 Less than the Emperor. Ulmperator, don't touch me, don't him. 614 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,050 Baba is right! 615 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:18,411 Bergoiino, have you lost your mind? Aren't you having fun with the slut? 616 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,766 Good evening. 617 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,689 Let's play a game. 618 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,686 Let's do this], if it's more than seven I win me, if it's less than seven you lose. All right? 619 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,089 - I can offer you a drink. - And I accept. 620 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,328 So let's play another game. 621 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,247 Let's play the fool game, the one where the loser is the biggest idiot. 622 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,844 Baba, there's no cat tripe here! 623 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:45,881 Come on, Bergolino. 624 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,409 But you're full of lice and you're doing it come to me, but why don't you kill them? 625 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,562 I am blood of mic blood! 626 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,411 And I love him! 627 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,642 I'd rather make you earn 2O sesterces, listen to me. 628 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,287 (Sejanus) But you wanted to do it arm wrestling with me? 629 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:08,091 I'll crush you, I'm too strong! 630 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:12,086 Around the forts the soldiers shit on us, Sejanus! 631 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:15,567 I'll bet you ten sesterces that you can't do it raise this table with two people on it. 632 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,564 No? Let whoever you want come on board! Come on Muriarda, get on. 633 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,688 But what Muiarda, she's too skinny 634 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,042 let's get your wife up She's a nice fat girl, isn't she? 635 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,691 But let whoever you want get on, come on Terzinia! 636 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,411 Jester! Make sure you pay these 10 sesterces! 637 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,522 Come on, come on, stay quiet and still. 638 00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,849 Wait, this is it heavy, wait! Make me pesto. 639 00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,890 - Baba, what are you doing? - Stop. 640 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,244 Stop, otherwise we'll fall! Stop! 641 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,250 Are you there? I hold you even for two hourglasses, 642 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,166 it doesn't matter whether you stay still or not move, move as much as you want. 643 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,161 Are you ready? 644 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,202 We're moving now, don't worry. 645 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,404 - Did you understand Terzinia? Move. - I'm getting seasick. 646 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,522 - Now I'll put it through to you. - See that! 647 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,564 - What are you doing? - Be good! 648 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,329 - Be good! - See, he's fucking her! 649 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,802 - Baba, prepare the money! - Hold on, hold on. 650 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,130 - Have you seen? - Baba you're making a fool of yourself! 651 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,770 What a beautiful thing you're doing! 652 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:21,009 - The time to pay is coming! - I'm about to come too! 653 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,688 We all come here, it's a generals coming! 654 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,043 VERSES OF PLEASURE 655 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,001 Time is up. 656 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:34,289 - I don't care. - (Baba) Well done, you're still holding on. 657 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,005 If you want, I can hold you for another sixth of an hour. 658 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,003 But I'm the one who can't resist, you win. 659 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:43,130 Baba if you don't give me the ten now sesterzi, this time I'll hurt you. 660 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,801 Don't worry because I when I bet and lose, page. 661 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,570 Thank your wife who collaborated and he made the bet win. 662 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,808 APPLAUSE AND CHEERS 663 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,761 - You lost. Come on, come on! -Here. 664 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:08,089 Come here, Sejanus, Belgoni page ten sesterces to you and ten to me. 665 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,209 - What does that mean? - I had a bet with him 666 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:14,086 that I would fuck your wife on your shoulders, right? Here. LAUGHTER 667 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,847 Cursed! 668 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,404 Bad slut! 669 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,410 You told me to stay still! 670 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,130 Fuck you! 671 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,882 But what do you do, now you also drink mic wine? 672 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,482 This is the wine of Cincinnatus and you are cuckolded and beaten! 673 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,884 I told you you're an asshole and I also proved it to you. 674 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,409 But all of them are more assholes than you the rulers of Rome, understand? 675 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,325 Less than the Emperor, not him. 676 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,926 - Why not him? - Because he's the one who shit them! 677 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,320 LAUGHTER 678 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,241 Cursed! 679 00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:01,120 Are you guys hurrying up? Here it is consumed all the oil in the lamps. True? 680 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,404 Let's go, come on, come on! 681 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:08,167 There is Nilvia the Pampean that makes you feel good for a week. 682 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,409 Hurry up I am Livia and Ciprina are still free. 683 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,241 The best whores in Rome! Come on, you don't have to marry them! 684 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,325 - Excuse me, is the brothel here? - No, this is the Temple of Jupiter! 685 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,204 Holy shit! They cheated me again! Sorry, good evening. 686 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,050 But come here, where are you going! 687 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,210 Can't you see it's the brothel? Haven't you ever seen how they're made? 688 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,324 I'm passing through. 689 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,887 I've been in Rome for about ten days 690 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:37,844 that I go from one side to the other, but without accomplishing anything. 691 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:43,011 I'm here because of a registry error, I have the right to Roman citizenship, 692 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:48,001 but I was born a slave and tomorrow I have an audience to the Imperial Palace and maybe I'll solve it. 693 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:53,681 And in the meantime I would like, you know... 694 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,562 - How much does it cost? - Three sesterces. 695 00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,291 But you have to wait because the girls are all busy. 696 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:04,686 Ah, there would be Terenzia, with her two sesterces. 697 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,645 It doesn't matter, I'll do it myself. 698 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,406 Wait! There is Licisca. 699 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,001 But who is this Licisca, another big ass like this? 700 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,410 She is the best girl in the image I was I because) it is she who chooses. 701 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,401 You can try, there at the end of the corridor, on the right. 702 00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:37,090 - After all, F? - Yes, you try it, you won't eat it. 703 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,760 - There? -Go. 704 00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:44,686 Where are you going? 705 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,046 - They told me that Licisca is here. - Licisca is busy. 706 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,291 Are you waiting too? 707 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,846 No, I'm waiting to get killed. 708 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:57,771 I go to the circus and become gladiators, I am a centurion, 709 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,571 I fought so much that not even Mars knows how much! 710 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:05,851 I fought with Picchio Pacchio and now I have to guard this bitch! 711 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,287 Patience! 712 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,810 Are there six whores in there? 713 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,121 No, there isn't one worth 40! 714 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,564 So it's my turn now. 715 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,889 Wait, it's up to you to decide. 716 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,283 Look through that hole what if she likes you ring the bell. 717 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,084 BELL SOUND 718 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,686 LAUGHTER NA 719 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:39,327 What did I see in this, he looks like a mama's cat. 720 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,322 By Jupiter rainy cloudy stormy! 721 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,043 (Giulio Nelio) What a piece of pussy! 722 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,883 I didn't want to let you in, but then I thought that I had never had a Venetian. 723 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,324 - Do you collect? - Huh? 724 00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,402 It does not matter. So let's get started right away! 725 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:06,329 You have to tell me first how much I owe pay, because I am a foreigner. 726 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,643 I've been here for ten days at my expense and I wouldn't want... 727 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,327 Don't worry. Do you see these positions? 728 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:18,526 If you can do them all, I don't charge you anything. 729 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:24,091 One, two, three, four, 730 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:30,681 five, six, seven and two, ship, ten, 731 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:36,888 11,12,13,14,1s,1s. 732 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,287 It can be done! 733 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:02,321 NS ITIEHCEHO EHCOFH dUS. 734 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,924 No, look, you're wrong, There are still three to go. 735 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:10,123 But how? Two are missing, that one and that one. 736 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,282 But no, that, that and that! 737 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,120 You think I can't count anymore! Two are missing, that one and that one, right? 738 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,811 Hand! One, two and three! 739 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:25,042 Stay calm, okay? Let's start again again and let's see if we're wrong again. 740 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,489 But is it possible that she is still busy? 741 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,924 And always with the same one? Pearls horns of Mercury, we've been here for an hour! 742 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,249 And you tell me? I don't know what to tell you. 743 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:41,851 (Narcissus) Next one. 744 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,890 (Man) And for all the land, the money and the animals I had to sell, 745 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,650 - won't you give me the residence? - You will be Roman. 746 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,331 - But I was reduced to poverty. - A poor Roman. 747 00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,405 Next one. 748 00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:57,207 Giulio Nelio of Venice Istria, asks the recognition of Roman citizenship, 749 00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,881 claiming to be victim of a registry error. 750 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,011 Why are you looking at me like that? 751 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,761 Forgive me divine, 752 00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:15,651 but I had the feeling that we had met last night. 753 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,848 You're crazy, I've never met you, 754 00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,202 However, I will give you an audience later. Go with my slave. 755 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,325 Lavinia. 756 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,571 Follow her! 757 00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:39,043 Look, but the Empress has a sister twin who acts like a slut in the suburbs? 758 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,241 You want to tell me why I have to sit here in the milk? 759 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,407 Holy shit, but to get citizenship Roman do I have to become a mozzarella? 760 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,330 Order of the Empress. 761 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,204 What am I doing in here? 762 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,331 (Messalina) Don't worry, I'll tell you now. 763 00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,330 Hail divine. 764 00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:09,041 Sorry if I talked to you like that before, saying I saw you. 765 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:10,846 I was wrong. 766 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,087 I have slow eyesight. 767 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,887 No, you don't have to apologize, you weren't wrong. 768 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,929 She was neither my lookalike nor my twin, 769 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,327 the woman who last night you saw it was me at the brothel. 770 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,687 - Licisca? - Licisca. 771 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:32,165 For Jupiter I rain serene cloudy stormy catastrophic! 772 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,559 We have cuckolded the Emperor! 773 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,121 Horns don't exist, betrayals don't exist. 774 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,808 Only love exists. 775 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:50,646 Of the ways in which we have done yesterday, one missing 776 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:56,490 and since you were so good, now let's do it that too. Here in sheep's milk. 777 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:02,881 Doggy style, right? But isn't there any danger that someone will come? 778 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,682 Anyone here? No one can enter in the Empress's apartment. 779 00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,206 (Claudio) Messalina? 780 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,649 View? You said no no one would have arrived! 781 00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,284 But it's different, this is my husband! 782 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:16,771 - But if he finds me here, he'll kill me! - No, I'll make you cut it. 783 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,880 - But I only have one! - (Claudio) Messalina? 784 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:22,288 Get down, quick! 785 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,888 (Claudio) Messalina, I forgot to tell you 786 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:32,327 which our son Britannica does not have Pete again to have the manly toga, 787 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:37,804 but I would still like him to take it, because Agrippina wants Nero to take her. 788 00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:42,808 Dear, make the decision you want, lo you know that for me what you do is well done. 789 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:49,764 Then I'll give it to him next year take, so] Agrippina attaches herself to... 790 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:58,050 A bad word slipped out in front of me remember that you are so naive and religious. Excuse me. 791 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,084 BREATH 792 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,850 But did you have the tub cleaned well? 793 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:09,250 Because I hear a noise as if there were frogs. 794 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:13,804 No, don't worry Cla Cla, peri: now go away, 795 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:18,209 - otherwise the milk becomes bad, you know how it is. - It becomes cottage cheese. 796 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,010 - Darling, are you okay? How do you feel? - I couldn't take it anymore! 797 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,530 He must have drank at least a liter! At least it had been a wine bath! 798 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,245 Ninth. Messalina loves you so much. 799 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,842 - Love me like you did last night. - But yesterday we were dry! 800 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,242 (Lavinia) Forgive me divine, the consul Silius is there. 801 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,207 He says he needs to talk to you urgently. 802 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:42,927 - Go back to the milk, quickly! - Enough! 803 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,209 LAUGHTER NA 804 00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:51,411 You take great care of your beauty, Messalina. 805 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,646 But what will you do when it has faded? 806 00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:59,846 For now I'm in a coma. Go over there, I'll join you right away. 807 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:03,009 Why? Continue with your ablutions. 808 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,687 You're certainly not the type to be ashamed of me. 809 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,804 Not me, the one who is ashamed if you. 810 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:12,521 You always act modest, you turn your head on the other side when you see me naked, 811 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,087 - before you do stuff you want to talk with mom. - Yes, it's true, 812 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,483 but if it's not just small talk I am here at your disposal, 813 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,210 - for as long as you want. - No. 814 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,806 I order you to go immediately in my room! Did you understand? 815 00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,170 COUGH 816 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:20,046 By Jupiter rainy serene cloudy stormy! 817 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:24,689 I want to get away from this right now disgusting city called Rome! 818 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,811 And I also wanted citizenship! 819 00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:34,646 Better to be a street cleaner in Venice Istria! Holy shit! 820 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,121 Everyone go to hell! 821 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,121 In this tub of shit You made me a jerk! 822 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,802 So what is your game? What do you want? 823 00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,561 You know it well, I already told you. 824 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,564 But what should I do, kill my husband and you your wife? 825 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,331 If you're interested in knowing, I have already divorced my wife. 826 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:01,325 Now what does this have to do with it? Do you want to be treated like a whore? 827 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,006 Okay, I'll page you! 828 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,481 I can give you all the gold you want, as much as you weigh! 829 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,123 Here you go, here! Here! 830 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,560 And if that's not enough, we can give you more! 831 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,002 I want to make love with you. 832 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,760 All the men who are me I liked them, they are always made 833 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,043 and since you continue to do so asshole I'll buy you! Did you understand? 834 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,644 Are you crazy? 835 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,569 They are not for sale! 836 01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,327 And I'm not even a manta animal! 837 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,563 I have a destination, which I have decided to achieve in life 838 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,282 and I don't mean it at all distract myself with useless adventures! 839 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,207 Even if they are Empresses. 840 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:07,085 And now I'm waiting for the order open my veins in the bathroom, 841 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,643 or a centurion who cuts off my gala. 842 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:17,411 Goodbye Messalina. 843 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:27,889 But I love you, Caio Silio. I'm in love with you. 844 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,408 Mine is not a little adventure. 845 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,689 But why can't he be close to you? 846 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,565 Because he can't help you in your aspirations? 847 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,847 A goal is reached better if you lend a hand. 848 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,562 That's what I wanted to hear you say. 849 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:51,205 Goodbye love mic. 850 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:54,130 What do you do now? Are you going away like this? 851 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,889 Sari: always ready for your nod. 852 01:01:57,120 --> 01:02:00,920 But I'll give you the nod right away! We're here, right? 853 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,926 Silio, I can't take any pills. 854 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,690 We have to get married first. 855 01:02:06,880 --> 01:02:09,531 - But how can I marry you? - Think about it. 856 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:17,885 I think of that great cuckold of your mother and how cursed you are! 857 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:24,886 I'd like to clean up this area, 858 01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:32,045 peri: when you cleanse the people, he keeps his head. 859 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:36,769 - And capable of doing some crazy things. - Certain. 860 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,879 It's useless, you have to keep the people like so many dirty people! 861 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,201 - Right words. - Things? - Watch out Caesar! 862 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,771 - What's happening? - He's a drunkard. Why is he sleeping on the street? 863 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,244 One moment. I seem to know him. Let me look. 864 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,128 But this is Baba, the one from the tavern! 865 01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:03,402 - Ah, that's the one who says I'm shit and what would the Emperor want to do? - Yes! 866 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,081 - Mevius kill him! - No, wait. 867 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:11,521 Put him on the cart and take him to the palace. 868 01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:18,569 And please don't wake him up, because I had a good idea. 869 01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:23,682 - An idea? - We will definitely laugh. 870 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,400 (Mevius) Take it! 871 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:35,331 What junk did I eat last night? 872 01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:41,083 I dream of these even at night, damn you! 873 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,490 (All) Hail Caesar! 874 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:51,565 - But who are you? - Cesare, what's happening to you? Did you sleep badly? 875 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,841 No, I slept well, very well indeed. But my name is not Cesare, my name is Baba. 876 01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:02,524 Baba? But you are Tiberius Claudius Nero Germanicus, son of Drusus and Antonia. 877 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,324 No, look, you're wrong, my name is Baba. 878 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,324 And then I'm not a son than everything you said. 879 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:11,889 You are wrong, I am the son of Boenzio the Pappa and Matrulla the Slut. 880 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:14,322 LAUGHTER 881 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,324 How am I dressed? 882 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,682 - Who stole my dicks? - What foul language! 883 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,810 - Who took my dicks? - What did I say? 884 01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:27,682 Like what am I talking about? Of the amulets I had around my neck! 885 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,322 - What's wrong with the Emperor today? -How do you feel today, divine? 886 01:04:31,520 --> 01:04:35,889 Well if we're talking about wine, then bring me two beautiful jugs and let's stop with the jokes. 887 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,764 Because I'm not Peppe the chicken, the one with the hourglass around his neck. 888 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:41,770 - Let's listen. - But who are you? What are you doing, what do you want? 889 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:45,403 Caesar, I am Xenophon, the court doctor! Don't you recognize me? 890 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,529 But who has ever considered you? 891 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:53,044 There is too much blood flow. Do you want a pair of leeches? 892 01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:55,687 Bring me two leeches, maybe let's have three with your sister. 893 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,325 The important thing is that he doesn't look like you. 894 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,648 I don't understand what he has today our Emperor! 895 01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,810 But which Emperor? What Emperor! 896 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:06,680 I am Baba of the suburb! And you have me I'm also a pain in the ass, do you understand? 897 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:13,163 I know who you are! The best sons of Bigonzi and You're all fat, old, ugly and assholes! 898 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:19,085 Divine, why do you treat us like this? If someone has offended you, tell us. 899 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:25,287 The diagnosis doesn't lie. It seems unfortunately to me true, our poor Claudio has gone crazy. 900 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,563 - Then we need to lock him up. - Or we can push him away. 901 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:30,887 Or let him die on the island of the cocks. 902 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,685 But what roosters and hens! 903 01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,130 I'm not crazy! 904 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,247 You are the ones who do it everything to get me through! 905 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:45,327 Call it what's it called? Sejanus, the master of the Suburra's esteria! 906 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,325 I also fucked his wife, so he gave me he knows very well and knows that my name is Baba. 907 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,325 - Yes Cesare, immediately! - But which Caesar, my name is Baba, do you understand? 908 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:57,687 If I find the one who did this to me I'm joking I'll give him a huge ass! 909 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:03,403 - Now we need to educate Paste well. - It will be done. 910 01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:11,482 These jokes are good, because they are annoying a bit of the monotony of this imperial life. 911 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:16,926 Then I'm a Democrat and I like to take the piss out of people. 912 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,771 But don't you think you're exaggerating, Cesare? 913 01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:24,688 No, because Caligula made a senators horse. 914 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:28,128 Can't I make a murderer Emperor? 915 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:31,291 Sejanus, can you tell these people who I am? 916 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:35,281 Caesar, you are the greatest Emperor of Rome. But why did you make me come? 917 01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:37,322 To send you to hell too! 918 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:42,490 - Okay, I understand! Am I Emperor? (Narcissus) Yes. 919 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,131 So bring me food and the best wine in the palace. 920 01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,886 It's not possible Caesar, first you must sacrifice to Jupiter. 921 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:51,689 But isn't it possible to eat first and then sacrifice? 922 01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:53,250 Divine Impossible! 923 01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:57,565 You have to sacrifice while fasting, otherwise Jupiter might even get angry. 924 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,762 - But have you eaten? - We s], 925 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:03,322 but the Emperor has some obligations that he cannot escape. 926 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:06,325 Claudio, love mic, how are you? 927 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:12,482 - And who are you? - How, who am I, don't you recognize your wife? Messalina. 928 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:18,200 (together) Oh misfortune, misfortune upon Rome and the empire. 929 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:21,210 Ulmperator does not recognize his wife! 930 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,687 But do you want to repudiate me? 931 01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:25,890 I want to repudiate you? 932 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,889 I'm the Emperor, right? Is this my wife? 933 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:35,764 - Then let's go to bed, come on. - What are you saying? early in the morning, like this], you can't pub Cla Cla. 934 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,483 Listen, Cla Cla or not, I want to fuck, come here. 935 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,802 It seems to me that this joke is taking a bad turn. 936 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:53,328 So hubby mic, here I am, what do you want from me? 937 01:07:54,160 --> 01:07:55,491 Ecco... 938 01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:59,085 Now I'll explain it to you. 939 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,046 And the moment. 940 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:07,244 - Ah, you're vicious! - I said wait a minute! 941 01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:10,889 You remembered to sacrifice Minerva, Apollo and Jupiter? 942 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,207 - Still! No. - - No? 943 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,562 - Not yet. - No? - No! 944 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,882 Then we can't have contact. 945 01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,679 Woe if Jupiter realizes that sacrifice Venus here with me 946 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,842 before sacrificing him in the Temple. 947 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,049 Messaiina, but I sacrifice since I was born. 948 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:29,402 And now I would have to sacrifice myself also for this Jupiter? 949 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:32,251 But do you know what I'm telling you? I don't think so at all! 950 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,408 The joke works! EAIB. 951 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,324 - Another theme song. - What does it mean? 952 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,563 EAIB, Gone Blank. 953 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:46,329 - Divine Claudio, erect yourself. - What? 954 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:51,404 You have to sit upright, otherwise the senators will get offended 955 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,649 and they get attached to this gesture of yours! 956 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,322 A s]? Now I'll tell you where they should be attack the senators. 957 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,770 Since I got up this morning they didn't let me stop for a moment. 958 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,410 First they make me sacrifice, 959 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,846 then the relationships with the relatives, 960 01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:11,688 then the soldiers who cleaned the bathrooms. 961 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,041 But what do I care, I am The emperor of the baths? 962 01:09:14,240 --> 01:09:16,129 And all this without not even eating a ciriola! 963 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,690 - I understand. - I can't take it anymore! 964 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:22,840 I know, it's not easy to be an Emperor, it's a great sacrifice. 965 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,129 I'm not the Emperor, me My name is Baba, not Cesare. 966 01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,647 (Senator) Caesar, Eighth Legion he wants to know what to do! 967 01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:33,043 - And you ask me? - It is located on the extreme borders of Scythia 968 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:37,011 and the Shiites are very ferocious! What should we do, let's move forward? 969 01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:39,885 - Advance. - But Cesare, those are Shiites! 970 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:42,402 And precisely for that reason they are Shiites and we go in! 971 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:46,849 Caesar a ship loaded with merchandise is about to arrive from Spain, 972 01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:50,124 I don't know where to dock it. What do you think about Porto Ercole? 973 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,891 But bring whoever you want, what does it matter to me! 974 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:55,561 Caesar's first legion which is located in Armenia 975 01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:57,404 he wants to know who should take care of the births. 976 01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,319 The midwife, right? Who do you want to take care of it. 977 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:03,006 - La Marmarica, Cesare! The Marmarica! - There are too many rebels in Apollonia! 978 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:05,486 We need to build new ones fortifications on the Rhine! 979 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,325 Let's send the fleet to the Gallic Straits! I SCREAM 980 01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:11,049 Can I know what you want from me? 981 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:16,319 Do you want to end it with Rome, Mauretania and all this bullshit! 982 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,402 Can you tell me what they are for? 983 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,846 Rome is too big, where do we want to go? What do we do with all this? 984 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,921 Otherwise we'll end up like that little frog who wanted to become as big as an ox 985 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:30,050 and started drinking so] much that exploded! 986 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,082 Anyone who pecks too much ends up pecking poop. 987 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,247 It seems to me that these really they don't understand shit! 988 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,687 Caesar, you can't talk like that! 989 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:40,240 An Emperor who speaks like this ends up killed! 990 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:42,767 Like Pompey, like Caesar, like Caligula! 991 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,808 Okay, but what is the Emperor doing here? The puppet? 992 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:50,330 See Caesar, The emperor is nothing more than a figure... 993 01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:51,845 ...shitty! 994 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:59,802 What a day! Damn you all the gods, demigods and zibidei! 995 01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:03,891 - But you see Cesare... - The governor of Macedonia to annoy me! 996 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,679 Cesare, but it's you who needs to know how to make that legion. 997 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,524 I don't know how to make Macedonia, Narcissus! With fruit! 998 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:13,164 Hi love, how are you? 999 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:16,563 How am I? Like Mercutio, I broke my foreskin. 1000 01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,403 (All) Hail Caesar! 1001 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:23,524 Oh well... Hail. Hail, a couple of assholes. 1002 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:28,331 Cla Cla what's wrong with you? Why are you nervous? 1003 01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:33,402 Because I'm hungry. Come here! Here, put it here. 1004 01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:37,686 - Cesare, what are you doing? - What is it? I'm eating! 1005 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,891 - You have to try it first Passaggiato. - Who? 1006 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,691 - It's a measure to protect you from... - A condom. 1007 01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:52,161 THUD 1008 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:54,891 - He's dead. - Let's change chef immediately. 1009 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,850 (Baba) The food was poisoned. 1010 01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:01,921 This is why we have Passaggiatore, Now eat another piece. 1011 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,925 Messalina but you couldn't let him taste a piece? 1012 01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:08,328 On love eat, don't be afraid. 1013 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:12,848 Here, this is a delicate and light food. 1014 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,890 It may be light, but it immediately sends you to the cemetery. 1015 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,767 And now who are we going to taste it for? 1016 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:25,246 Oh he's there too. Come here, you look like a bad guy. 1017 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:28,047 Here, do you mind tasting? 1018 01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,402 - Is dead! - Are you crazy? 1019 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,882 It's played this way with people's lives? 1020 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,288 Here you can't eat, you can't drink! 1021 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:43,808 Here we only have to fuck, Messalina. 1022 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:47,930 There's no need for a taster for that, do I explain myself? Let's go fuck. 1023 01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:54,168 You won't have a poisoned pussy, will you? 1024 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:59,088 VERSES OF ENJOYMENT Now that I truly feel like Emperor, 1025 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,287 otherwise how would I have could have had a woman like that]... 1026 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,171 - Cases? - Cases... 1027 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:09,689 - Cases like? - Cases slut! Damn you! 1028 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,890 By Jove, how well you fuck! 1029 01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:15,930 My father taught me. And be him! 1030 01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,282 If he knew what he was talking about, he was a fool. 1031 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:26,771 He would stick a piece of chalk up my butt and he had 8,888 written on the ground 100 times. 1032 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,524 - She pretends very well and he is all excited. - (Pallante) Wow! 1033 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:37,210 Narciso you can feel it, he pretends well. 1034 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:38,681 And it fucks better. 1035 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,325 - Drink, darling. - No. 1036 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:45,402 - You will feel strong enough to start again. - No, don't tempt me, Messalina. 1037 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,045 No, I'm not an asshole. 1038 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:51,048 Do you know that since I have been Emperor, if I don't find someone who tastes first, 1039 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,841 - I don't even go to the bathroom. - Look, I'll taste it for you. 1040 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:04,527 - Are you quiet now? - Sure, give me that whole jug. 1041 01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:07,765 (Baba) Good thing we drink. 1042 01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:13,645 And I haven't drank all day, to think that as a child they were nursed from the barrel. 1043 01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:16,323 Mic brother was a barrel. 1044 01:14:23,680 --> 01:14:27,127 - Here, drink. - Give it to me! 1045 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,691 RUTFO 1046 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:43,521 Messalina, fucking is nice, but wine is his brother! 1047 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,202 VERSES OF THE SHEEP AND VERSES OF PLEASURE 1048 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:57,527 Messalina, what a beautiful hair you have. SHEEP VERSE 1049 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,125 Messalina! 1050 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,529 Where is the mic read? 1051 01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:12,682 Where are the slaves? Where are the praetorians? 1052 01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:15,327 - Where are the praetorians? - What do you want from the praetorians? 1053 01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,484 I am the Emperor, are you throwing me in the garbage? 1054 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:22,843 Praetorians and centurions, I'll have your head and balls cut off! 1055 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,930 Drunk if you don't stop, you I'll cure the Travertine hangover! 1056 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:30,524 - (Woman) But what does he want, what does he say? - (Man) He says he's the Emperor! 1057 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,326 - (Woman) But Baba! - (Baba) But who is this Baba? 1058 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,487 I am the divine Caesar! Did you understand? 1059 01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:42,005 I even fucked Messalina! Cursed are you and all the people of Rome! 1060 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:47,920 I am Tiberius Drusus Claudius Nero Germanicus, son of many important people! 1061 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:54,480 I am the greatest Emperor of Rome! 1062 01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:59,122 Now let me through, I have to go to the palace! 1063 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,803 Cla Cla I'm desperate, you have to believe me. 1064 01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:05,326 No, I'm the one who's desperate, 1065 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:11,244 because Balbillo, court astrologer, you've never got a horoscope wrong. 1066 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,570 He told me exactly that.] which through the influence of Saturn, 1067 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,650 my husband has to die of violent death within a month. 1068 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:22,561 - Did he give the mic name? - No, not yours. 1069 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,205 But who is my husband? 1070 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,802 What will you have: done to Saturn! But how did I sacrifice... 1071 01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,769 (Messalina) Cla Cla I thought of a remedy. 1072 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,679 You should disown me and I replied to myself in a forty day period, 1073 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:34,091 when the prophecy has expired. 1074 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,931 (Claudio) But it's not possible, the law of Rome speaks clearly! 1075 01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:44,049 I could remarry you if in the meantime you had married someone else 1076 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:48,327 who leaves you a widow or repudiates you. 1077 01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:52,006 In fact we will do this], I choose another husband, 1078 01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,202 so he will be the one to die, as the prophecy wants. 1079 01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,845 After that we get married again 1080 01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:58,929 and let's go back to being the couple happy we have been so far. 1081 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:06,251 Good! This is a male idea. 1082 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:11,328 We should find the asshole that would make her husband appear. 1083 01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:14,882 - What would you say about Caio Silio? - That dickhead... 1084 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,690 I don't like him, so it's fine. 1085 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:27,126 Then it could be done like this, I have to leave for Ostia tomorrow, 1086 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,929 because I have to build the largest granary in the world. 1087 01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:36,051 Before leaving I repudiate you, 1088 01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,086 I'll stay: a couple of days and when I return, 1089 01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:43,642 I as pontiff maximus 1090 01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:49,050 I'll get you married to this Caius Silius, the asshole. 1091 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,329 Perfect love mic, so] last the month he will be the one to die. 1092 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:56,121 I'm happy, you're happy, Saturn is happy and we are all happy. 1093 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:59,124 Messalina, you always have certain ideas fan... 1094 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,167 You always have certain fan ideas... 1095 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:08,529 Fuck you! I can't talk anymore! Maybe it's because it's raining, I don't know! 1096 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,090 Friends! 1097 01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:47,690 I invite you to drink solemnly to the health of the spouses, 1098 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:54,331 Messalina and Caius Silius, who soon they will reign over Rome! 1099 01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:57,525 (All) Long live Gaius Silius Emperor! 1100 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:02,121 Are you happy now? You got what you wanted. 1101 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,881 Everything, not yet. 1102 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:09,324 Wait love, it's a question of days. 1103 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:14,050 Now we're married, all that's left is get rid of that idiot Claudio. 1104 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:18,091 Child's play. I'll take care of it, you'll see. 1105 01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:30,521 MUSIC 1106 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,524 (Man) Cesare I thought I'd fix it supplies right here. 1107 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:49,002 Yes, but a slide would be needed 1108 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:56,045 to send the grain from the hold of ships to a barn. Understood? 1109 01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:59,091 - (Mevius) Stop! Stop, where are you going? - (Calpurnia) Get away! 1110 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:03,250 - Calpurnia, you can't pass! - You must speak to the emperor! 1111 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:06,848 - Caesar! Divine Claudio! - What is it, Calpurnia? 1112 01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:11,888 In Rome, in the Imperial Palace they are making a mess! They're all drunk! 1113 01:22:12,040 --> 01:22:14,771 Calpurnia, don't bother the Emperor 1114 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,406 to tell him about some wretch who is getting drunk! 1115 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:22,008 They are not few, but many! It's a conspiracy, a betrayal! 1116 01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:26,842 They are celebrating Messalina's wedding with Gaius Silius. They have a wedding banquet. 1117 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:30,130 We agreed on this, right? 1118 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:36,487 We had organized the fake wedding to dispel Balbillo's prophecy, 1119 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:42,329 then tomorrow I go back to Rome, I do it ceremony like this] Gaius Silius takes it in... 1120 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:46,165 Absolutely not! In that pesto you get it! 1121 01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:50,490 Those two are already married! Since last night they have been eating, drinking and fucking! 1122 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:53,410 It's a conspiracy, they want to kill you! 1123 01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,564 - But Calpurnia, are you sure? - I saw it with my own eyes! 1124 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:02,127 There was Messalina half naked dancing with bare breasts 1125 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:05,563 and Caio Silio licked her everywhere! They want to kill you! 1126 01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:10,886 But how is this possible? Messalina, who is such a faithful creature, 1127 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:15,562 so] innocent, although a little capricious. 1128 01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,409 (Calpurnia) Faithful and innocent? 1129 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,808 Claudio, you have bigger horns head what a basket of snails! 1130 01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:25,244 Tell him, right? Tell him too, see you know how cuckolded the Emperor is! 1131 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:28,324 Cesare, unfortunately they call it MGPI. 1132 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,843 What does it mean? 1133 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:33,844 Messalina Great Imperial Whore! 1134 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:38,529 So you all knew and you didn't tell me anything? 1135 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,805 You always keep everything hidden from me! 1136 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:48,411 Who would I be? Ulmperator or Last Wheel of... 1137 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:50,569 STUTTER 1138 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,570 of the wagon? 1139 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:57,086 - Caesar, we feared your wrath. - We all knew you were in love. 1140 01:23:57,240 --> 01:24:00,289 And then she always made us believe that you allowed these infidelities, 1141 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,402 but here I have a list of his lovers. 1142 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,644 - How many are there? - Over 150, 1143 01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:09,921 peri: update missing of the last six months. 1144 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:14,291 Claudio forget it, damn pifi or horn, what do you care. 1145 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:17,051 - This is a conspiracy! - We need to nip it in the bud! 1146 01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:20,806 You must immediately inform the Senate that you have decided to have Messalina arrested immediately, 1147 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,559 Gaius Silius and all their Attolites. 1148 01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:24,642 Everyone who was present at their wedding, 1149 01:24:24,680 --> 01:24:26,569 under the accusation of conspiracy against the State. 1150 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:30,567 (Narcissus) It will be enough to act by surprise. Once the leaders are hit, the conspiracy will be suffocated. 1151 01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,007 Come on, let's hurry, we still have time. 1152 01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,687 - Now come on, make up your mind, divine! -So 1153 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,846 go... STUTTER 1154 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,767 and kill them all! 1155 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,281 - Hail Caesar! - Hail Caesar! 1156 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:09,563 (Man) There's no point in running away! The palace is surrounded! 1157 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:12,844 Death to traitors! Long live Claudio! 1158 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,885 I'm leaving! 1159 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,525 Run away, Silius! 1160 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:29,402 SHOUTS 1161 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,009 Save my life, centurion! Sari: yours, s] sari: yours! 1162 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,048 Long live the Emperor! 1163 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:44,684 What an asshole! To be faithful I missed this opportunity to the Emperor! 1164 01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:47,407 Where do you think you're going, you traitor musician! 1165 01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:52,125 (Mevius) Keep playing? 1166 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:56,005 By Jove! 1167 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,163 Rh negative. 1168 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,406 Who lost their mind? 1169 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:20,889 Nice to meet you, Lezio Valente. 1170 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,162 Catullus! They did a half-length portrait of you! 1171 01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,289 Give me back my legs! 1172 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:45,930 Who's down here? I have you found, traitor! Don't escape me! 1173 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,331 Where did he go? 1174 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:56,080 (Mevius) You will not escape me Gaius Silius! You will kill yourself: like a dog! 1175 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,765 (Caius Silius) But leave me! 1176 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:06,082 I'll give it to you and fuck you! 1177 01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:14,083 Plug my holes! 1178 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,561 LAUGHTER 1179 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:23,087 - Don't lean on it, it makes me laugh so much. - Excuse me. 1180 01:27:54,840 --> 01:27:59,926 But what did he have, a cistern of blood? 1181 01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:04,045 Get this! 1182 01:28:13,320 --> 01:28:15,084 Stop, Gaius Silius! 1183 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:19,562 There's a lot of blood here but I miss yours! This time I'll tear you to pieces! 1184 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,844 Take Gaius Silius! 1185 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:37,520 Come on, take it! 1186 01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,527 But it's not him! Where did he go? 1187 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,009 (Mevius) But you're sure that he didn't kill her? 1188 01:28:53,080 --> 01:28:55,481 I am very sure, I didn't even see her. 1189 01:28:55,680 --> 01:28:58,160 (Mevius) I didn't either, I was looking for the Messalina's body, but it wasn't there. 1190 01:28:58,240 --> 01:28:59,924 Then I seem to have recognized an arm. 1191 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,886 It's a problem, Claudio has it order her to be killed too. 1192 01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:08,011 Do you know what I'm telling you? In that confusions how can you recognize whether it is there or not. 1193 01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:11,408 Now the gravediggers are also arriving they take away the carpi and burn them all. 1194 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,929 Come on, think about men and I will prepare the report for Claudio. 1195 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:16,525 - Hail. - Hail. 1196 01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:19,921 Again? 1197 01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,923 Caesar, TMIT. 1198 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:25,165 - What does that mean? - All Marti The Traitors. 1199 01:29:25,640 --> 01:29:27,529 Now I want to sleep. 1200 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:33,566 Fuck Rome, the empire, the Senate, 1201 01:29:34,480 --> 01:29:41,648 the praetorians, the conspiracies... Icazzi and the against cocks. Go fuck yourself too! 1202 01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:46,401 You made me two balls like two caciocavalli. 1203 01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,685 (All) Hail Caesar. PETO 1204 01:30:00,280 --> 01:30:02,851 Who do you plan to marry now that you're a widower? 1205 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:05,690 AQFiDpina... 1206 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,844 there are many whores in the world, 1207 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,409 but like women... 1208 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,288 especially then... 1209 01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:20,326 all of them! 1210 01:30:21,000 --> 01:30:26,086 Come on, don't say that, it's not true anyway the empire needs an empress. 1211 01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:28,687 Why don't you marry me? 1212 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,003 We are of the same lineage 1213 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:35,885 and then I understand state affairs. 1214 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,803 Ti sari: faithful, because I assure you 1215 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,681 that I am no longer one foil like Messalina. 1216 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:45,411 I have now achieved peace of mind. 1217 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:52,248 I'll marry you, but now let me sleep. 1218 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:58,128 Sleep, sleep Claudio. 1219 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:04,323 Tonight I will go to the Sublicio bridge sacred to Rome to question the stars 1220 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:11,690 and stayed all night praying the gods for you, for me and for the empire. 1221 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:25,484 Can I let you in, divine? 1222 01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:30,523 But yes, what are you waiting for, idiot! 1223 01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:33,561 Hail. Damn you! 1224 01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:39,562 One comes in. Calm down, calm down! 1225 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:47,163 You tell me! I fought in Pannonia, I covered myself with glory and wounds 1226 01:31:47,280 --> 01:31:50,250 and now he covers me in shit like this! 1227 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:51,561 BRUSIO 1228 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:54,524 Stay calm, there's something for everyone! 1229 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:59,767 - How much did we earn? - Even today you can't complain. - Come on here! 1230 01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:10,245 Beautiful of your Baba! 1231 01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:14,411 My love, why so late? 1232 01:32:14,680 --> 01:32:18,207 Licisca I'm busy, I have to work. 1233 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:22,485 I found a type of Alba Longa full of money that tonight we'll fleece him like a chicken. 1234 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:26,890 Well done Baba! There is no Pappa like you in the world! 1235 01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,884 But it's all thanks to you, beautiful slut. 1236 01:32:30,840 --> 01:32:34,049 When I met you you were there greatest slut of the Empresses, 1237 01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:37,327 now you are the Empress of Sluts!